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I love unique team mascot names. New Berlin Pretzels, Cobden Appleknockers, Blooming Prairie Awesome Blossoms, Columbia Kewpies and Frankfort Hot Dogs, to name a few. 

I grew up in a small county with two high schools just shy of thirteen miles from one another. Our high school sports teams were competitors at the time, but fast forward years later when neither school had enough students to have a successful sports program.

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